Did I mention I was new-republic-of-zhong-hua? Thought I'd be an easy target for the CPC to hunt down.
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but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
- ringo starr: but pj
thank god tumblr added this new feature where you can email your posts to other people. it was really smart of them to add this right as email really starts taking off.
think about how many fried mozzarella sticks you could buy with 1.1 billion dollars
im still laughing at this
help, i can’t stop laughing
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
Don’t lie to yourself.
You know you this is what you saw when you saw this picture.
I just made it happen ;)
Yes
friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
I love lamp
