I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
O Christmas Thor, O Christmas Thor
Ha ha ha English government trying to copy the Hong Kong education system?
Enjoy the ridiculous teenager depression rates motherfuckers.
my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn’t sum up the 21st century in one event i don’t know what does
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet
When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future